Secret Sins

From beer bonging 151 rum to having sex in wild places, students at Wittenberg University are definitely in their own little bubble, for good or for worse. What may seem like close to perfection or goodness on the outside really is quite the opposite.

A recent non-scientific poll, entitled Secret Sins, was recently distributed to 118 male and female students at Wittenberg ranging in class. The survey was designed to find out whether students take part in certain actions that they typically wouldn’t admit. Some questions that were asked included things like whether they have shoplifted, gone to class under the influence, or taken part in a threesome.

In regards to the poll, one major theme that came about in regards to the craziest thing people have done included sex in some way or another. Whether it was breaking their friends mom’s bed from having sex too hard or having sex on a golf course, there were a variety of both extreme and hilarious stories. One male student stated, “I had sex in a pool with a girl while 30 people were watching us.” Another male student said that they, “made love in the club at Mcmurray’s” Regarding some statistics in the sexual context, 61 percent of students have skinny dipped, 55 percent have streaked and 68 percent have sexted, sent sexual material through text messaging.

Many of these sex stories are directly related to using and abusing drugs and alcohol. 42 percent have done adderall without having a prescription for it and 62 percent of students have driven under the influence. Many of these students have shoplifted in order to get things like beer and champagne. Also, one student had an “LSD induced conversation with a bunny” while someone else “went streaking through two sororities.” For some reason, I doubt that was sober.

Most college students go to school for an education. Ironically though, 67 percent of the students have came to class under the influence. Also, 81 percent of the students have cheated in school! Maybe, they just need to cheat because their under the influence in class. Who knows!

College students have four years. Why not make the best of those four years, right?